Top 10 Things You Never Want to Hear in the Hospital

10-In the ambulance- "I've seen hundreds of seizures, but never one like that before!"
9-"You're second on the list for a bed...the person ahead of you has been here for 6 days" (in the Emergency Ward)
8-"I'm keeping this oxygen mask beside your bed...just in case..."
7-"We need to start an IV...just in case...KEEP THE BED RAILS UP!!!"
6-"Just a few more tests."
5-"And then we'll insert the needle into your spine and drain fluid."
4-"Hmmm...That's interesting..."
3-(While seizuring up a storm in the waiting room)-"Just a few more minutes (hours) until the doctor will see you."
2-"The doctor fell asleep. He'll be down in a few minutes."
1-"We're not sure what's wrong with you...but here is some medication."